Tiger Woods, you deserve a "C'mon MAN!"

Good evening people!

It's been a while since I've gotten on here and ranted about something sports possibly due to my food induced coma which was Thanksgiving.  While sunning in East Texas, I found out that Tiger Woods ran into (no pun intended) to a little trouble backing out of his driveway.

The world's top golfer apparently ran into a tree and fire hydrant at 0225 am at about 30mph. He was so incapacitated that his lovely but slight wife bashed out the back windows of his Escalade to rescue him. Now the damage on the photos shows to the right front of the vehicle.  Now why was she breaking out the back windows of a vehicle whose airbags didn't deploy? Now I know GM (Government Motors) has had problems with financing and such but they've typically built a pretty solid truck from which the Escalade is built on.



Mrs. Woods stated she ran down to the car then she turned around and said she took a golf cart to the crash site. No one saw her with the golf club.  Then there's the whole I'm going to talk to the cops, no I'm not going to talk to the cops that further muddles the story. Had this been a simple accident, why wouldn't he just tell them that and move on with life?  His apology is suspect to say the least.  Oh and the whole NYC club hostess affair is equally sketchy although he and her have denied it. Why did Ms. Electric Cowboy hire a high-profile attorney and PR person if nothing ever happened.

Here's my thought: Big Tig and Ellin got into an argument about the rumors of his infidelity with Ms. Electric Cowboy. Ellin bowed up, grabbed a golf and smashed his damn back windows out. She probably keyed it to just to add to the drama. He went outside and said, "hey, why you wrecking my whip" and tried to stop her. She laid hands on him and beat him down like a pinata and he jumped in his truck to avoid more pain. As he rolled away from the house, she jumped on the golf cart and followed him and he was so distracted looking in the rearview mirror that he ran off the road and hit the hydrant/tree.  He's saying it's all his fault because it probably IS, because his down-low activities and because men are generally shady.  I saw today that he was cited for careless driving and fined about $150 but the damage is done. The once crown prince of all sports who could do no wrong has a little chink in his armor.  Soon everyone will forget all of this and he'll amaze us with more tour championships and corny commercials peddling everything from an overhyped sports drink to your grandmother's old faithful churchmobile.